31 March 2005

Crazy baby lady gives birth to baby with umbilical cord before faking throwing him out of her car with her pants down.

So a woman gives birth to her child on her own at a gas station. Then, naked from the waste down and with the umbilical cord still attached, she drives off to the hospital. Cops are alerted to a mistaken report of a woman trying to throw a baby out of her car, pull the woman over, she goes, 'no i cant throw the baby out if it's umbilical cord is still attached, and besides, i have no pants on' (i'm paraphrasing of course), the cops let her go, and the baby is in ICU. Wow. I hope my wife knows how to deliver her baby at a gas station too.

Crazy baby lady gives birth to baby with umbilical cord before faking throwing him out of her car with her pants down.

1 Comments:

Blogger Scott said...

Hey Mark, isn't your umbilical cord still attached?

1:27 AM  

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