Sexy Beasts

All right - this is too funny not to post on. Remember the girl from the first American Pie that is Jason Bigg's friend? And I think she tells people that Finch (or Shitbrick as I recall) has a big dick. Her name is Natasha Lyonne. Anyway, apparently her movie career hasn't been too hot lately or something, because she's take on a new role of being a crazy bitch (which is actually kinda more interesting, anyway:

Lyonne, 26, is charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespass after an unexplained fit of rage last December when authorities said she banged on the door of her neighbor, stormed into the apartment and ripped a mirror from the wall.

Police called to the scene said Lyonne told the neighbor, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

Now come on. Who hasn't threatened to sexually molest a dog? Those poodles have it coming, wearing their skimpy sweaters and stuff.